Today i’m going to share a funny joke.
I was at a party and then my friend said,”This is no fun! All I’ve been doing today has been waiting in lines. First, I had to leave my apartment because I had to come here on a plane. Once I left my apartment, I was going to go get my car. So I waited in line for such a long time, and finally I got into the underground parking lot. I got in, but I left my speeding tickets for too long and my car was towed. I called the towing company, but they kept me on hold for almost 30 minutes, which is basically waiting in line. They finally took me off hold, but they said it would cost $2,500, and I didn’t have time to pay, so I said I would call them back and went to get a cab. Well, there was a long line, and after 30 minutes of waiting, I finally got in a cab. The driver had to get groceries, so I waited for 30 minutes in the cab for him to get his groceries, and it took him 10 minutes to load them in. Oh, did I mention, traffic was SUPER bad, so it took forever to get to the Airport And for some reason, the cab driver wouldn’t just drop me off, so I had to wait another 10 minutes to get into a parking spot. Finally he got a spot, but it was so far from the Airport that I had to take another cab to get closer, which then I waited for 15 minutes to get one. Once I got one, I finally got to the airport, but the wait to check in was really long, and then the baggage drop off line took forever. Then I had to go to security, and that took forever, and then after that I had to go through customs, which made no sense because they should have just mixed both the security and customs in one. Then I got to my terminal, but our flight was delayed! So I had to wait another hour. The hour was finally up, and everyone rushed into line, so I was the last one. Then there was a big line in the plane because everyone took forever to put their stuff into overhead bins. Once we landed, there was a delay at the other airport, so we waited in the airplane to get to the terminal. Once we got out we had to wait at the baggage claim and of course mine was the last one,so I had to wait the longest. Finally, I got my luggage and then I took a taxi to my hotel, but there was another long line. It took a while, but i finally got a taxi and then I wanted to go to my hotel. But for some reason, there was a huge traffic jam, and it took a very long time to get to the hotel. Then there was a line to check in, but once I checked in I went in the elevator, and there was a long line for that too! I got on, but right before my floor, a father and his little girl came in, and the girl pressed all the buttons, so I had to wait for the elevator to go on every floor before mine. I got into my hotel room, and then got ready for the party. Then I left my room, but the same little girl did the same thing again so I had to wait for a long time again. Then I finally got a cab but the traffic jam was just bigger, and it took forever to get to the party. And apparently, this party was super popular, so there was traffic all the way up to the front door. I finally got in and here I am. I’m pretty thirsty, but guess what? There’s no punch line!”
This joke is supposed to basically just bother your friends because it takes a longer time to say it then read it and also because the joke is that there is no joke.
If you like corny or lame jokes like this, look at this link!
https://www.southernliving.com/culture/best-dad-jokes