The Story Behind Old MacDonald Pt. 3, “The Harvard World”

Gareth arrived on the Harvard Campus.

“Woah…”

He was out of breath. It was more beautiful than he ever imagined. He entered and got his handout for his classes. He signed up for Chemistry 101, Being A Scientist, Chemicals and How They React, and the Chemistry Club.

In his first day of classes he got a test already and lots of homework. He had no time to go to chemistry club. After a month of this he decided that he quit the chemistry club for more free time. He went to Harvard Farms and gave them his latest formula for the extra piece of a pig baconator to get more bacon. It didn’t work. It ended up killing all the pigs and he barely didn’t get suspended. He was very busy at Harvard but he made it past one year.

After one year he was very stressed. He wanted to make it out of Harvard because he would get great jobs. He was now 52 years and he needed a good job to retire after he graduated. He also got a girlfriend who was 53. It was a long distance relationship though,  because he never met her. Finally, one day, he got set up to meet her at the Central Park in New York in the summer. He went to the park and saw Buster and Felicia, two people at the Harvard campus he was on. He asked them why they were there. They answered in his girlfriends voice. He had been pranked! He was mad. He sold his house and quit Harvard. But when he did that he couldn’t find a good house anymore.

He had to get a house somewhere! He finally found a house in Washington and it was close to the Capitals arena! Yay! But that year the Caps sucked so he didn’t cheer for them that much. He had a small house but still had his Porsche. One day he got robbed and didn’t have a lot of money left. He moved back to his old house and worked at the Gas Station again for another 3 years. He really needed a job.

Stay Tuned for the last part of this story

Why Is Harvard Getting $9 Million In Stimulus Money When It Has A $40  Billion Endowment?

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