Fred was eating his lunch and made a teen burger. He put the salt with the dot on it but remember, Floyd had switched the bottle. So it was actually poison.
Wow, this tastes better than normal. Maybe there is a new kind of season in the burger patty. Fred thought. Then he fell.
Floyd came in again in non monitoring hours saw Fred. It looked like the poison only worked enough on humans to knock them out for a couple hours. Luckily for Floyd, that was all he needed.
Floyd went into the bathroom. It was surprisingly clean for a fast food restaurant. He ripped off what looked like his face and tore through his fake clothes. His pointish head and fin came into view. He was a shark!!!! Floyd broke the wall and walked off. He hopped in his red Corvette and sped through Edmonton to the West Edmonton Mall. Because he was a shark, he was allowed in. He casually walked past security and found his way through the mall to the waterpark. He went there first just to confirm Flapjack was not swimming. If Flapjack was not there, that would mean only one thing. Flapjack was eating Flapjacks. Earlier that week, Floyd had hacked into the security camera and monitored Flapjack’s daily life. He found out Flapjack had a routine of swimming for 3 hours and then pigging out and eating Pancakes from a restaurant he built when he took over, called Flapjack’s Flapjacks, for 3 hours as well. Earlier today Floyd had tapped in again and saw Flapjack was swimming. He came at the perfect time that Flapjack just started eating his specialty food. Floyd walked over to the pancake palace and snuck into the kitchen. He found a chef uniform and put it on behind a wall.
Now it was time to become the leader of Canada. He found the pancakes that were ready to go and dumped the poison all over them. He knew the poison worked better on sharks than humans so hopefully it would be more effective than what happened to Fred. After a few minutes the flapjack was served. He watched as Flapjack devoured it messily and then fell over. Baby Shark was watching too, and couldn’t help the pancake eater until it was too late. Baby Shark came storming into the kitchen and demanded to know what was put on the pancake.
“Oops, sorry Baby Shark. I thought this was sugar but I guess it’s salt. But it is real salt. He shouldn’t be harmed by that. Here, you try it just so you know it is real salt.” Floyd said.
“Ok, but make sure it never happens again.” Baby Shark said… Then he also fell over.
Floyd had become the leader of Canada. He went up to every security camera and said:
“It was me. I am now the leader. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
After two hours he the footage made its way to the Shark Board of World Leaders, located in Texas. They all came over to the West Edmonton Mall and started to get really mad. Why would their own kind get so power hungry he would get rid of their own kind to lead their own kind? Luckily for the humans, because all the sharks went to Edmonton the Texas base was left wide open.
It was at this moment Fred woke up and saw this on the news. He thought about raiding Texas to end this shark-led world.
Will he? Wait for the next story.
Here is a link to shark conservation.
