WW Publication #2: Jack Johnson and the Pizza Mystery

 

Jack Johnson and the Missing Pizza

I had been getting calls about notes. Notes in a pizza box, from Domino’s and Little Caesars. I hadn’t found these notes myself because I can’t stand pizza. The cheese is just so gross. Anyway, something strange was going on; people were buying pizza and the boxes would contain either notes or different foods, like eggplants or sunflower seeds.

Oh, by the way, my name is Jack. Jack Johnson. I’m a private eye on the west side of Cantopton, but I solve cases all over. As a detective, I naturally know everything about almost anyone. When elephants forget, I remind them. My office is dark, because I let the light come through the half-closed window. The dark room is littered with papers; either newspapers, files about numerous people and businesses, or letters of cases someone needs me to solve.

I had read a letter just 5 days ago. Most cases were easy to solve, but this one was different. As I said, the pizza boxes were being filled with other things. That’s not a super big deal but this letter let on more. It was from the owners of both Domino’s and Little Caesars. Their cameras weren’t working and their bank accounts had been hacked, along with all the cash in the building robbed. Million dollar restaurants down to nothing at all. As a result, mass layoffs were happening around these restaurants that were being robbed. The letter was signed by a man named Brody and a woman named Amanda. Brody owned Little Caesars and Amanda owned Domino’s. I told them through a letter to meet me at the Coffee Café, a place that sells coffee and calls itself a café, if you didn’t notice. We all met there the next day.

When I got there, there was no one I wanted to see. However, with my detective research I did recognize the people there. Aiden, Charlie, and Samantha; three people who live on the West side of the city, like me. Aiden and Charlie worked at the Domino’s that was robbed, and Samantha worked at the Little Caesars that was robbed. They regularly came here for coffee. Since they worked for the restaurants that were hit, I thought they might know something about the case, so I asked them.

“Multiple employees have gone missing, but that’s all I know,” Charlie said. The others agreed.

“Interesting. Well, thanks for the help,” I replied as I watched Brody and Amanda walk in.

We found a corner booth, since they are the most private, but I made sure we talked quietly anyway because you never know who’s listening. Brody showed me the last video his camera had recorded before it went black. In the few seconds before, a man who I knew as Ricard walked into what looked like the hallway to the bathroom. Another man, Cornelius, just walked back from the bathroom hallway. A woman named Charlotte was working the counter, but all of the sudden she disappeared and a man with blond hair and glasses appeared.

“That’s weird. I never noticed that man before,” Brody said.

I ran through all the people I know who have blond hair and glasses in the area. Aiden lived close to the area and had glasses, but he had black hair. Ricard though, had blond hair and glasses. It made sense to be him but I needed to investigate more.

I asked Amanda for the video before her camera went out. It happened 6 days ago at 3:00. Charlie was working behind the counter. Aiden had just walked into the kitchen and then the guy with blond hair and glasses appeared from the kitchen. Charlie gave him a look of horror and jumped over the counter. I rewound the video a bit more and found Ricard walked out the door and to the right. The employee entrance was on the right of the building, so it would make sense if he snuck into the kitchen through there. However, he also came in through the right side. He could’ve done that just to fool anyone watching, though. He could have snuck through the employee entrance and tied up Aiden or knocked him out or something. Then he could scare everyone out and break the camera so that the could steal the money and be free to look around. I knew I had to look closer, though. I went back until I got the best angle of the customer who  ordered the pizza. It turned out to be my good friend Marcus. I knew where he lived so I headed over to talk to him.

“What did the guy who came out through the kitchen look like at Domino’s?” I asked.

“I was not looking at the counter when I heard Charlie yell. I was confused but I did a quick back check and saw a guy wearing a mask. I couldn’t tell who it was.”

“What did you see when you ran outside?”

“I saw a car pulling away and the employee entrance door was open.”

“What did you do after that?”

“I hopped into my car and drove away, but I saw the person wearing the mask take it off, and I’m not sure but it looked like a woman with black hair ran out of the employee entrance at the same time.”

“Ok, thanks for the help.” I said as I walked away.

If Marcus was right and there was a black haired woman, I would guess it would be Samantha Sally. She had been caught breaking into that very Domino’s three years ago and got out of the slammer only a year prior to now. She was also friends with Ricard. She might be paying Ricard to distract the pizza place with enough time to mess up the pizza deliveries, steal money, and maybe buy enough time to find the bank account password.

There was only one thing wrong with this theory. Why did Aiden and Charlie not mention this key part when I asked what happened? So far my suspects were Samantha, Ricard, Aiden, and also Cornelius since he worked for a costume shop, and had a wealth of masks at home. I only had to do three. more things before I would be getting nearly done the case. 1: Talk to my suspects, 2: Investigate the scene, and 3: Order myself a pizza (from Domino’s. It was back up and running, but Little Caesars was not). First, I talked to my suspects. My first conversation was with Aiden.

“What happened in the kitchen in the moments before someone came out of the kitchen?”

“A guy with glasses and a blond wig snuck up on me and just as I turned around he wacked me in the head. I only woke up three hours later..”

Reasonable. Next was Cornelius.

“Where were you at 3:00 6 days ago?”

“My shift only ends at 5:00. I was still at work.” He replied.

Makes sense. Next up, Samantha.

“When was the last time you saw Ricard, and what were you doing?” I asked.

“I was on my way to Domino’s when I saw him walking his dog.”

“What day and time was it?”

“6 days ago at 2:30.”

“Who was the masked man?”

“Who was who? I don’t remember a guy wearing a mask since last Halloween. I might have missed it though, because I left at 2:50.”

“When was the last time you saw Aiden?”

“When I ordered my pizza that day. He was at the counter until I ordered.”

He was, but that is still suspicious. I talked to Ricard next.

“When was the last time you were at Little Caesars.”

“4 days ago at 1:00.”

That was the same time the camera went out. That was why Little Caesars wasn’t back up yet, because it got hit after Domino’s.

“When was the last time you went to Domino’s?”

“I  never go there, because the staff is sketchy, but I did drive by about 6 days ago and I saw a man taking off a mask outside of it. It was the one on the West side of the city.”

Sort of suspicious. Finally, Charlie.

“After the blond, masked man came out through the kitchen, when did you go back into the kitchen, and what did it look like?”

“The next time was about 2 hours and 30 minutes later. I saw all our cash was gone, our files in the office that contained the bank account was gone, and the breaker box was blown up.”

“Was anyone else there?”

“Aiden was there, looking around at the scene too.”

I finished recording the notes and then headed over to Domino’s. Little Caesars was obviously hit by the same criminals so I didn’t have to look there. When I got to that Domino’s location, I walked in and looked at the cash register. No money. I went in the back to the kitchen. It looked all fine except the breaker box was blown up, like Charlie said. In the far back left corner was the office, but unfortunately it was locked.. I figured I should look at the video again.

I looked at the footage from Domino’s at the time of the Little Caesars crime. Marcus ordered a pizza and Aiden went in the back to make it. Charlie went in the back to check on him and 5 minutes later, came out with the pizza. Then another customer came in 15 minutes later and had a really complicated order, so when Charlie went in the back to tell Aiden the order it took about 10 minutes before Aiden came back with the pizza.

I reviewed the notes that night and found something that tipped me off and confirmed my suspicions. To make sure it was correct, I ordered a pizza from Domino’s, but under the name John Smith. John was a man getting in trouble with the law often. If they thought it was him, they might give him a secret message. I ordered it to be delivered to the park.

After 20 minutes the Domino’s van came and gave me the pizza. I took it and told them John was stuck in traffic, but since it is his, I will be sure to give it to him. Then, I didn’t follow through on that promise.

When I opened it, it had a note instead of a pizza and it said, “Join us. Meet us at the coffee café and call this number as well to lock in your spot in this job. 204-925-4114.”

I called that number to get to the bottom of this. After putting on my best imitation of John Smith, I typed in that number on my iPhone and  Boston Pizza picked up.

“Hello, Boston Pizza, Winnipeg. What do you need?” A cheery worker said.

‘I’m in.” I replied.

“Great. Break into Pizza Hut and bring their recipe to us. Also try to steal their money, get their bank account password, and kidnap their customers. Do it undercover though, because we can’t be caught. You get  50% of the money you bring in.”

“Alright, sounds good.” I lied. It didn’t sound good.

I was a little surprised they gave out a note like that, but they were expecting John Smith, a villain. Not a detective like me. Obviously a bad move on their part.

Boston Pizza was hiring people to take down pizza shops so they would be the last one standing! That way, all the pizza customers would flow through their doors. Now I just had to find out who was hired. As I said, I went over my notes I took from the conversation yesterday, and so now my suspect list changed. 1: Charlie, 2: Samantha, 3: Aiden, 4: Cornelius, 5: Ricard.

It had changed so suddenly because of two reasons. 1. Aiden said he was out for three hours, but Charlie said Aiden was at the scene checking it out 2 hours and 30 minutes after, and 2. When I checked the scene, the office was locked. I confirmed later that there were two keys; both always in Amanda’s possession. But she lost one key about a week before this happened. If there was only one key, how would Charlie see the bank account file was missing, since there was only one key that anybody could have. Two people could not have gotten in to a locked office unless they both had a key. There was only one key, which meant if Charlie got in the office, he was the one who stole the key. Obviously he had possession of the key, which meant he had to steal that folder.

I thought all I had to do now was go to the Coffee Café the next day, but things took  a turn for the worse. I got a call from Brody, who’s Little Caesars was still down.

“How’s the case going?” He asked.

“I almost have it solved.” I replied.

“Get it done before 9 A.M. tomorrow. I am losing too much revenue by being closed like this.” He said.

“That fast? Give me just one more day!” I said in shock.

“I need to keep Little Caesars running. I have to pay the bills. Get it done before 9 A.M. or you don’t get paid.” He said as he hung up.

I thought hard for an hour before I got a great idea. I had a lead, but I didn’t know for sure who it was. However, I was going to change all that. I headed over to Aiden’s house.

He opened the door and I asked, “What pizza did you make for Marcus when the blonde guy invaded?”

He took the bait. “Our new special; Peanut butter pizza.”

He was correct. About how it was a special, of course, not what Marcus ordered. Marcus was allergic to peanuts.

“Yeah right. Obviously you didn’t know what he ordered because you were too busy changing into a wig and glasses. Mind if I look around?”

“Actually, yes I do.” Aiden said firmly.

I forced my way through and looked around. First I saw a wig. Then I saw Charlotte and a bunch of other workers tied up. Next I saw a computer opened to Little Caesars bank account. I used my MMA skills to quickly get Aiden on the ground and then I tied him up. Next I walked over to the laptop and looked at who was signed in. Charlie Buehlmann , it said. Boston Pizza hired both Aiden and Charlie to rob Domino’s and Little Caesars. I walked over to Aiden.

“So you and Charlie were both hired by Boston Pizza, huh? You the muscles; Charlie the brain?”

“I’m not the brain, I’m the muscles” I heard a voice say. It was Charlie.

He walked up to me and got a quick punch in that made me stumble back. I scurried back to my house to call the cops, but my line was jammed. I got a message from Aiden on Facebook.

“Sry, jammed ur line. It will be back up if u give us 10G.”

I was wrong. Aiden was the brains and Charlie was the muscle. But they posed the other way to make it confusing! I knew I had to do something fast, so I ran to the gas station, popped in a quarter, and notified the cops, Brody, and Amanda. Long story short, they were sent to the slammer, along with Cal Rutherford; the owner of Boston Pizza.

Now, I’m reading the newspaper that came out today. It says,

“Aiden Fiola, Charlie Buehlmann escape prison and could be anywhere. Keep an eye out.”

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Fred and Floyd Part 2

Fred was eating his lunch and made a teen burger. He put the salt with the dot on it but remember, Floyd had switched the bottle. So it was actually poison.

Wow, this tastes better than normal. Maybe there is a new kind of season in the burger patty. Fred thought. Then he fell.

Floyd came in again in non monitoring hours saw Fred. It looked like the poison only worked enough on humans to knock them out for a couple hours. Luckily for Floyd, that was all he needed.

Floyd went into the bathroom. It was surprisingly clean for a fast food restaurant. He ripped off what looked like his face and tore through his fake clothes. His pointish head and fin came into view. He was a shark!!!! Floyd broke the wall and walked off. He hopped in his red Corvette and sped through Edmonton to the West Edmonton Mall. Because he was a shark, he was allowed in. He casually walked past security and found his way through the mall to the waterpark. He went there first just to confirm Flapjack was not swimming. If Flapjack was not there, that would mean only one thing. Flapjack was eating Flapjacks. Earlier that week, Floyd had hacked into the security camera and monitored Flapjack’s daily life. He found out Flapjack had a routine of swimming for 3 hours and then pigging out and eating Pancakes from  a restaurant he built when he took over, called Flapjack’s Flapjacks, for 3 hours as well. Earlier today Floyd had tapped in again and saw Flapjack was swimming. He came at the perfect time that Flapjack just started eating his specialty food. Floyd walked over to the pancake palace and snuck into the kitchen. He found a chef uniform and put it on behind a wall.

Now it was time to become the leader of Canada. He found the pancakes that were ready to go and dumped the poison all over them. He knew the poison worked better on sharks than humans so hopefully it would be more effective than what happened to Fred. After a few minutes the flapjack was served. He watched as Flapjack devoured it messily and then fell over. Baby Shark was watching too, and couldn’t help the pancake eater until it was too late. Baby Shark came storming into the kitchen and demanded to know what was put on the pancake.

“Oops, sorry Baby Shark. I thought this was sugar but I guess it’s salt. But it is real salt. He shouldn’t be harmed by that. Here, you try it just so you know it is real salt.” Floyd said.

“Ok, but make sure it never happens again.” Baby Shark said… Then he also fell over.

Floyd had become the leader of Canada. He went up to every security camera and said:

“It was me. I am now the leader. MAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”

After two hours he the footage made its way to the Shark Board of World Leaders, located in Texas. They all came over to the West Edmonton Mall and started to get really mad. Why would their own kind get so power hungry he would get rid of their own kind to lead their own kind? Luckily for the humans, because all the sharks went to Edmonton the Texas base was left wide open.

It was at this moment Fred woke up and saw this on the news. He thought about raiding Texas to end this shark-led world.

Will he? Wait for the next story.

The real reasons why sharks attack humans - BBC Future

Here is a link to shark conservation.

 

Stewart the Book Reader Part one

Stewart was a kid who liked mostly nothing but he loved reading. He would spend his whole day reading. Even textbooks! He just loved the ways words would make his mouth and tongue move. He also loved getting really interested in a story. Everyone at school called him Stew, partly because it was short for Stewart, and partly because Stew was the only other thing he loved. He was fine with doing other things every once in a while, but these things were his absolute top of the rankings number one second to none love.

There was one other thing about Stew that is very important. If this wasn’t a trait of his, this story would never have been written. Stew was a literalist. Literally, he was a literalist. That would bother people sometimes, but other times it was not annoying. One day, he was reading his favourite book, The Hobbit. He heard adults say

“Wow, Stew really gets wrapped in those books!”

He was right in the middle of when Bilbo is talking to Smaug in the riddles, and that was his favourite part. Because he was a literalist, he hated when people said that.

I am not getting wrapped in this book! I am just very interested in it! Why do people say things like that, it is not even true! He thought.

If  I were to be wrapped in a book I would have to be like this!

And he took the page and wrapped it around his arm. All of the sudden, his arm was gone! He saw the book describe “Stewart’s arm” and realized his arm went inside the book! He really liked this scene and wanted to witness it in person so he set the book on the floor and hopped inside. Luckily, all the adults were talking about their stocks and which ones to buy so Stew had some time to explore before they would realize he was missing.

He fell from the sky and went right through the mountain to just beside Bilbo, because that was where he was reading. Bilbo was explaining who he was, so Stew quickly put his arm back on and then hid behind a stack of gold. He wanted a souvenir from this awesome time so he grabbed a gold coin and a gold cup. Unfortunately, the gold clanged together and Smaug heard it.

“Who dare steal my gold!” He said.

Bilbo knew what was coming so he hopped behind a pillar to be out of sight and scurried down a hall so that none of the fire reached him. Stew knew pretty well what would happen too, so he scurried up the hall that led to all of the Dwarves.

When he went up the hall, the Dwarves said;

“Who is this kid?”

“Some rookie.”

“I hope he knows what he got in too.”

“Yes, it is my turn to leave.”

“Shh, guys, I don’t think he knows. Remember that kid who lost his arm in here as we watched him? He looked pretty surprised. We should take it easy on him.”

“Well, remember, it is my turn to leave!”

Stew had no idea what they were talking about, but to meet his favourite characters was so cool that he was overflowing with happiness.

Smaug just melted the flesh off my bones in virtual reality - The Verge

What will happen next? Stay tuned to find out!

Here is a link to Jaydens and Ernests blog

 

The Story Behind Old MacDonald pt. 4 “Farming”

Gareth got a job at FormulaCreators again but they didn’t like how he kept on leaving so he got a minimum wage. He needed a new job still. He finally got his extra piece for a pig for bacon to work, but he figured out that it still hurt the pig so he ended up ripping up his  paper that showed how to make the formula. He really loved animals and he wanted to get a job with animals in it.

One day he was hanging out at Dominic’s, a restaurant where the whole town hung out. Dominic, the owner and one out of 3 chefs knew everyone. Now Gareth was 56 and now everyone around called him Old MacDonald. One day he went home and cried because he was very depressed. No one was even very nice to him for whatever reason. He calmed himself down by saying,

“Who am I? I am an

Experienced

Inventor, an

Entrepreneur, that knows the world

Inside

Out” And so then whenever he was sad he would say

“EIEIO!”

After a while it became a saying for him. He wouldn’t even be sad, it would basically just mean Look on the bright side.

One day at Dominic’s, Farmer Carl walked in. He went to the middle of the diner and stood on the table. He said,

“I am hiring so whoever wants to work at my farm can come work for a while.”

Gareth knew he needed a job and he realized that there are animals on a farm. He immediately stood up on his chair (Standing on his chair wasn’t necessary, he just wanted to get Carl’s attention before someone else took the job.) and he accepted the job. he worked at Farmer Carl’s farm for 2 years and left to make his own farm. He had good knowledge of farming and created one. He went and did the same entrance at Dominic’s to remember how his life changed and he got seven other people to stand on their chairs, which he thought was awesome.

He put up a sign at his farm that said

“Old MacDonald’s Farm

EIEIO”

He thought the EIEIO was a nice touch because saying EIEIO got him through the rough years. Now he was a good farmer and lots of people respected him. He realized everyone liked him already but before he would say EIEIO he saw everything in a bad way. Then, one day, Justin Miller signed up to work at his farm. Justin used to be a singer so he made a jingle for Gareth’s farm. You all know how the jingle goes. And that is the story behind the legendary Old MacDonald.

Old MacDonald Had a Farm • Nursery Rhymes Song with Lyrics • Animated Cartoon for Kids - YouTube

Here is a link to Jayden’s blog and here is a link to Ernest’s blog.