Fred was a human. So was Floyd. Or was he…

It had been three years since the sharks grew legs. Yeah right, you’re probably thinking, but no, that actually happened. Now the sharks ruled the planet. You couldn’t even go to the nearest A&W shop to get even the smallest size of root beer! Now that the sharks found out about fast food, they couldn’t stop eating it. Great whites were, of course, the rulers of each country. If they got mad at their subjects, they would devour them in minutes. Luckily, their subjects were always bull or tiger sharks, so the humans were safe from this particular fate. The ruler of Canada was a Great White named Flapjack. He ate pancakes whenever he could. Flapjack’s palace was the West Edmonton Mall, and he took swims in the wave pool when he wasn’t busy devouring pancakes. The only business he had was eating pancakes, swimming, and every once in a while he would sleep in the Imax. The important business was up to his right hand man, Baby Shark to figure out.

Unfortunately for Canada, Baby Shark only spoke his own language, which was a mess of doo doo doo’s. So every Canadian had no idea what to do. After the first two years, most of them tried to move out where they were taking by Baby Shark. Baby Shark was always watching. When they were taken, they were in charge of operating the McDonalds’s, A&W’s, Wendy’s, and the occasional one would cook at a Timmy’s. They had controlled ingredients so the cooks couldn’t poison the sharks. If they did, well, don’t ask questions you don’t want the answer to. Fred was one of these people who tried to escape, and he got put to work in an Edmonton A&W on the outskirts. Out of all of Canada, Edmonton was the least safe place to live. Because Flapjack lived there, he might send a wave of sharks out to get more workers. for these businesses and labourers to make more fast food places. The safest place was Churchill, because it is a small city up North that is remote and a good distance away from Flapjack. That was were Fred saw his brother Floyd, last. Fred had to live inside the A&W he worked for. He wanted to poison everything he made but he couldn’t. He was very lucky, however that his particular restaurant, was the least monitored out of every one in Edmonton.

Floyd was in Saskatoon, and he was racing towards Edmonton. He had some poison that tasted like salt. If he gave it to Fred before it expired, there was a chance both Baby Shark and Flapjack could take the poison and meet their fate. Of course, normally, if you could get rid of a leader a new leader would come, but the shark board of the world was so cocky they decided if you created a fate for any leader of any country that worked, you would become the leader of that country. Floyd  was a power hungry man (?) that always wanted to lead a country. He was currently in a red corvette that was speeding at 250 kph. If he kept this speed up, it would take him 2.09 hours to get to Edmonton (yes, I actually did that math) and this poison expired next week. He could get a full week to take down as many sharks as possible if he made it to Edmonton soon.

2.09 hours later, he was at the A&W. Floyd was an amazing hacker, so he knew the monitoring hours and planned out his drive perfectly to get him there at the start of the longest break of the day. He had 5.25 hours to hand off the salty poison and get out. Fred was waiting for him outside.

“This is the poison. It looks just like salt so it won’t be confiscated by the next shark guards when they come back. Now let me take a tour of this place.”

“Ok thank you. Check out the place.”

Floyd went in and placed the poison on the counter.

“I’ll put this little red dot on the real salt so you won’t make your own snack with the poison.”

“Ok, thanks.” replied Fred.

“Are you sure this will work.” He continued.

“Oh, for sure. I know you might think I’m only a hacker but I am a great inventor too. None of my inventions ever fail.” Floyd replied in a serious tone.

Sorry bro, but I want to lead this country by myself, Floyd the human (?) thought.

He put the red dot on the poison instead!!!

This is Flapjack.

That is the end of part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.

Here is a link to Ernest’s blog and here is Jayden’s blog.

Here is a link to the baby shark lyrics so you can understand Baby Shark’s lingo.